VICTORIABORG (April 15)
Victoriaborg (9) would make a fine wife
to Cleveland, all pit-stained and pudgy for life.
In earnest, she flies the royal colors of Dutch
though allegiance, to her, doesn't mean very much.
If victory's hers as she opens her hold,
Kowalski-esque Borgnine doth take what she's sold.
ISADORA (April 3)
Isadora, I implore ya,
come and go, in seaway flow
from Amsterdam with Cyprus flag,
Polish owned, you weary hag.
Depart our misty, sacred shores
with Cleveland salve upon your sores.
